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I'm bored so I just made two stories with a story generator. They don't really make sense but, it's funny.
Story 1
Jeff finished packing. Ever since Morgan, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Jeff had been confused.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing threw him, all was sneaky. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going under a rock to become a generous laptop.
Just then, there was a funny knock at the door. Jeff opened it and stood there sneakily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his hand.
When Jeff came to, Morgan was holding his tongue and looking immature. "My love," Morgan said emotionally, "I'm sorry for the paranoid shock. I've been shipwrecked on an emotional island for the last ten years, living like black oil, thick and suffocating. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my arm in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Jeff could hardly believe his Morgan had returned. "I will always love you, arm or no arm. Besides, you can cover it up with a magazine."
They embraced awkwardly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was fast.
Story 2
Under a rock, Phil threw his pencil. He had been busy with the pencil for hours and now wanted nothing more than an emotional cuddle or a sneaky massage from his lover Nicole.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his generous Nicole appeared at the door, grinning timidly.
"Put down the pencil," Nicole said emotionally. "Unless you want me to throw that pencil on your hand."
Phil put down the pencil. He was shy. He had never seen Nicole so fast before and it made him confused.
Nicole picked up the pencil, then withdrew a laptop from her tongue. "Don't be so shy," Nicole said with a fast grimace. "A wolf bit my arm this morning, and everything became funny. Now with this pencil and this laptop I can emotionally rule the world!"
Phil clutched his immature arm nervously. This was his lover, his generous Nicole, now staring at him with a fast tongue.
"Fight it!" Phil shouted. "The wolf just wants the pencil for his own generous devices! He doesn't love you, not the emotional way I do!"
Phil could see Nicole trembling nervously. Phil reached out his hand and touched Nicole's tongue emotionally. He was generous, so generous, but he knew only his immature love for Nicole would break the wolf's spell.
Sure enough, Nicole dropped the pencil with a thunk. "Oh, Phil," she squealed. "I'm so emotional, can you ever forgive me?"
But Phil had already moved under a rock. Like black oil, thick and suffocating, he pressed his hand into Nicole's tongue. And as they fell together in a funny fit of love, the pencil lay on the floor, confused and forgotten.
Story 1
Jeff finished packing. Ever since Morgan, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Jeff had been confused.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing threw him, all was sneaky. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going under a rock to become a generous laptop.
Just then, there was a funny knock at the door. Jeff opened it and stood there sneakily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his hand.
When Jeff came to, Morgan was holding his tongue and looking immature. "My love," Morgan said emotionally, "I'm sorry for the paranoid shock. I've been shipwrecked on an emotional island for the last ten years, living like black oil, thick and suffocating. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my arm in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Jeff could hardly believe his Morgan had returned. "I will always love you, arm or no arm. Besides, you can cover it up with a magazine."
They embraced awkwardly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was fast.
Story 2
Under a rock, Phil threw his pencil. He had been busy with the pencil for hours and now wanted nothing more than an emotional cuddle or a sneaky massage from his lover Nicole.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his generous Nicole appeared at the door, grinning timidly.
"Put down the pencil," Nicole said emotionally. "Unless you want me to throw that pencil on your hand."
Phil put down the pencil. He was shy. He had never seen Nicole so fast before and it made him confused.
Nicole picked up the pencil, then withdrew a laptop from her tongue. "Don't be so shy," Nicole said with a fast grimace. "A wolf bit my arm this morning, and everything became funny. Now with this pencil and this laptop I can emotionally rule the world!"
Phil clutched his immature arm nervously. This was his lover, his generous Nicole, now staring at him with a fast tongue.
"Fight it!" Phil shouted. "The wolf just wants the pencil for his own generous devices! He doesn't love you, not the emotional way I do!"
Phil could see Nicole trembling nervously. Phil reached out his hand and touched Nicole's tongue emotionally. He was generous, so generous, but he knew only his immature love for Nicole would break the wolf's spell.
Sure enough, Nicole dropped the pencil with a thunk. "Oh, Phil," she squealed. "I'm so emotional, can you ever forgive me?"
But Phil had already moved under a rock. Like black oil, thick and suffocating, he pressed his hand into Nicole's tongue. And as they fell together in a funny fit of love, the pencil lay on the floor, confused and forgotten.
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I mean, I've made some friends here, TheComicGenius is my youtube name and my gamertag on steam and xbox, but I just don't want to continue using it as my title if I am to take my art a little more seriously and build up a portfolio and stuff.
Also I'm too lazy to refollow hundreds of people on a new account.
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Possible new account
I'm thinking of making a new account for my more serious, and better work.
There would still be comics and cartoony stuff....but better...new...and stuff.
I would probably still update this account with my cartoony stuff though...
It's just...I can't really keep using TheComicGenius forever since...it's not something I can make my own since it's a combination of general words and you can't own words.
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Sorry I hardly update here anymore, everyone. :/
I just haven't been working on stuff I feel is worth uploading and I never finish the things I want to upload.
Starting this new year (unless the world ends) I will be making some changes.
I'll go into more detail later, but essentially I'll be going back to comics. Not necessarily my old comic strip, but at least there will be humor...or stupidity. Or poop.
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you're right, they don't make a cent of sense but visualizing them are hilarious!